What can melt your heart?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Talks with kids.

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

Scene- oath ceremony

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

He- (blank face)

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

What are some sad truths about life?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Everyone - okay didi.